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absolute gold

Leopold looked up at the arrow piercing the skin of the dirigible with a sort of wondrous dismay — the wheezy shriek was just the sort of sound he always imagined a baby moose being beaten with a pair of accordions might make.

This, this is absolute gold, ladies and gentlemen! Seriously, I think I died of laughter this morning and am now actually typing this as a bloody ghost. Some of the submissions there are so bloody horrible they’re… you know, good. I know I know, incredibly cliche, but it’s true!

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