31st august 2008

This year, it will be Malaysia’s 45th birthday.

Yes, I can count.

Do remember, people, that Sabah and Sarawak only joined with the Tanah Melayu to form something known as Malaysia on the 16th of September 1963. And do realize that while most of you fucks celebrate 31st August like it was the most important day in history, no-one seems to ever realize the fact that Malaysia’s first birthday was really on 16/09/63, not 31/08/57. I shudder how bad it would be if Sabah and Sarawak didn’t provide the amounts of natural resources that they do. Maybe people’d totally forget the date of 16th September. Of course, not that anyone really remembers the significance, anyway. To them it’s all 31st, 31st, 31st. Merdeka, merdeka, merdeka.

Know that you people look like huge cocks, however, with your sudden “pride” and misguided chest-beating and loud, annoying-as-fuck chants of “merdeka!”.

But, regardless: Happy birthday, Tanah Melayu! God knows I won’t be celebrating it.

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