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I was bored. Thank god for last.fm group forums! Basically this is one of those “answer the questions with song titles from one artist” things. Repeated quite a few times.

I WAS BORED OKAY.

And no I don’t have an ex nor do I have a girlfriend but I answered those questions all the same, aiming particularly for poetic, comedic or plain old whacked-out effect. Hell, I answered most questions aiming for those things. Accuracy and honesty not guaranteed. Well, except for a few answers.

Band: Reversal of Man

male or female: Pilot Gumby
describe yourself: I’m a New York Detective
how do others think about you: Conjecture
how do you think about yourself: A Child’s Dream
describe your ex: No Longer
describe your girl-/boyfriend: Spectacle
where would you like to be: Roswell
who would you like to be: B.A. Baracus
describe your lifestyle: Idle Adolescents
describe the way you love: Dying on Cue
and last, a few wise words: Hand Me Complaints Please

Band: Phoenix Bodies

male or female: Hard-On for a Hummer
describe yourself: Pardon My Emoticon
how do others think about you: Sense Is out of Style
how do you think about yourself: I Guarantee You’re a Pile of Shit
describe your ex: You’ve Been Hamburgled
describe your girl-/boyfriend: Half-A-Billion Ants
where would you like to be: Cock Ocean: A Timeless Destination
who would you like to be: Goddamn Pyramid Building Aliens
describe your lifestyle: Striving for Autism
describe the way you love: Full Frontal Fragrance
and last, a few wise words: Enlarge Your Penis

Band: Ampere

male or female: Mr. Suit (I guess this counts, it’s a cover but still)
describe yourself: Against Automation
how do others think about you: Dead Weight
how do you think about yourself: There Is No Miracle Here
describe your ex: Things I’d Rather Not Have Learned
describe your girl-/boyfriend: My Favourite Movie
where would you like to be: Woodlawn
who would you like to be: Your Still Life
describe your lifestyle: Diffident Dissonance
describe the way you love: What It’s Like to Fly
and last, a few wise words: I Never Really Missed It Until It Was Gone for Good

Band: Casiotone for the Painfully Alone

male or female: Bobby Malone Moves Home
describe yourself: Theme from David Hanna
how do others think about you: Number Ten
how do you think about yourself: Dying Batteries
describe your ex: Holly Hobby
describe your girl-/boyfriend: Daina Flores You’re the One
where would you like to be: Seattle, Washington
who would you like to be: Yr Boyfriend*
describe your lifestyle: Scattered Pearls
describe the way you love: Airport Samba
and last, a few wise words: A Normal Suburban Lifestyle Is a Near Impossibility Once You’ve Fallen in Love With an International Spy

Band: Weezer

male or female: My Name Is Jonas
describe yourself: The World Has Turned and Left Me Here
how do others think about you: Troublemaker
how do you think about yourself: Slob
describe your ex: Why Bother?
describe your girl-/boyfriend: My Best Friend
where would you like to be: Beverly Hills
who would you like to be: American Gigolo
describe your lifestyle: Holiday
describe the way you love: Haunt You Every Day
and last, a few wise words: We Are All on Drugs

Band: The Blood Brothers

male or female: Mr. Electric Ocean
describe yourself: Marooned on Piano Island
how do others think about you: You’re the Dream Unicorn!
how do you think about yourself: New York Slave
describe your ex: Jennifer
describe your girl-/boyfriend: Teen Heat
where would you like to be: Live at the Apocalypse Cabaret
who would you like to be: James Brown
describe your lifestyle: Laser Life
describe the way you love: Fucking’s Greatest Hits
and last, a few wise words: Meet Me at the Waterfront After the Social

*Most accurate and truthful answer out of all the answers.

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